Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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