I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So vagazzling was a success
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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