after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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