Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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