i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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