Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
