fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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