whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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