I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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