when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
