his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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