Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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