Dual....:-)
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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