Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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