I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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