if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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