Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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