you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
