This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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