dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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