I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
this must be what syphilis tastes like
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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