rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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