did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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