She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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