filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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