he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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