question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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