you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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