I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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