Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
In other news, I just burned my penis
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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