He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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