the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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