Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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