We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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