Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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