He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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