I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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