Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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