theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
