You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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