if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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