belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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