dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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