I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
