I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
