could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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