What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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