I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
