What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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