fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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