Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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